四减四等于几？

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: " How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.

The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket, and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole." replied Peter.

一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。

老师生气地说：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么?”“窟窿。”彼得答道。

No Hoes 没有锄头

A thirteen-year-old boy was sitting on the sofa watching TV when the phone rang.

"Hello, my son." it was his father's voice, "where is your mother?"

"Mother is working in the garden."

"What?" barked the father, "Your mother is not as young and strong as she used to be. Why aren't you helping her?"

"I can't." was the reply. "Grandma is using the other hoe."

一个13岁的男孩正坐在沙发上看电视，这时电话响了。

“喂，儿子。”是父亲打来的。“你妈呢?”

“妈妈在院子里干活呢!”

“什么?”父亲吼道。“你妈已经不如从前那么强壮了。你这时怎么不在帮她?”

“不行啊!”儿子答道。“另一把锄头奶奶正在用呢!”

Is there a crib in your stomach? 肚子里有小床吗？

When my sister in-low Leach was expecting her second child, her son Brain would sometimes touch his mother's tummy to feel the baby move.

One day, while touching her stomach and not feel anything, he asked,"How come the baby isn't moving?"

"The baby is sleeping." replied his mother.

Brain thought a moment and then said, "You mean you got a crib in there too?"

我丈夫的妹妹Leach怀着第二个孩子时，他的儿子Brain会时不时摸着她的肚子感觉婴儿的移动。

有一天，当Brain抚摸着妈妈的肚子感觉不到什么时，问道：“为什么BB不动的?”

“它在睡觉呢!”他妈妈答道。

Brain想了一会后说：“你是说你肚子里面也有张床?”